Polar Protectionist T-Shirts

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Tariffs"

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Hope...

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

"We used to be cooler."

"Nobody told me it was formal."

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

Sick polar bear humour...

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

"Jd Vance wants to visit"

Polar Bear arrives at house

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Global warming.

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

Cutting round an igloo...

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

'California: Here I come!'

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

'Could you cut down the CO2? The ice is getting a bit thin.'

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

'He says we helped destroy his habitat through global warming, so now he's going to live with us.'