Polar Bear Protector Pillows

'Could you cut down the CO2? The ice is getting a bit thin.'

'And how do you like it?'

Polar Bear SOS.

Hope...

'He says we helped destroy his habitat through global warming, so now he's going to live with us.'

North Pole

Polar Bear arrives at house

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

"We should not believe in doom scenarios."

Sick polar bear humour...

See? We told you global warming was a hoax.

Climategate.

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

Polar Bears Global Warming

On today's Ask Sadie Show, we discuss one topic: Earth Day. All you global warming alarmists need to stop yer sniveling! The year was 1918. After a passionate love affair, an Inuk man named Nanook deeded acres and acres of Arctic land to Mother Cohen, who in turn deeded it to me. I, for one, am looking forward to the day when that land will be a tropical paradise. Sasquatch will be no match for "Sadie of the North." I fear for the polar bears.

"Jd Vance wants to visit"

"We're being phased out."

West Antarctic Ice Sheet Melts

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

The interested bystanders.

No Soliciting

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Don't even think about it."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

The melting polar ice caps

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Coronavirus

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Polar bears