'Could you cut down the CO2? The ice is getting a bit thin.'
Polar Bear Protector Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone passionate about wildlife conservation, especially polar bears? Explore our range of items that capture the noble spirit of protectors dedicated to Arctic wildlife. These thoughtful gifts illustrate their commitment to preserving these majestic creatures, combining wit and warmth to inspire and delight anyone who cares about protecting nature’s treasures.
'And how do you like it?'
Polar Bear SOS.
Hope...
'He says we helped destroy his habitat through global warming, so now he's going to live with us.'
North Pole
Polar Bear arrives at house
Polar Bear at the Ice Machine
"We should not believe in doom scenarios."
Sick polar bear humour...
See? We told you global warming was a hoax.
Climategate.
'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'
Polar Bears Global Warming
On today's Ask Sadie Show, we discuss one topic: Earth Day. All you global warming alarmists need to stop yer sniveling! The year was 1918. After a passionate love affair, an Inuk man named Nanook deeded acres and acres of Arctic land to Mother Cohen, who in turn deeded it to me. I, for one, am looking forward to the day when that land will be a tropical paradise. Sasquatch will be no match for "Sadie of the North." I fear for the polar bears.
"Jd Vance wants to visit"
"We're being phased out."
West Antarctic Ice Sheet Melts
Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'
Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.
"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."
The interested bystanders.
No Soliciting
'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'
"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."
"Don't even think about it."
'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'
"I think we have run out of time..."
The melting polar ice caps
'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'
Coronavirus
"These latest surveys are very reassuring."
"Sorry kid, I work alone."
Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...
Polar bears
Polar Bear Protector Gifts Collection
Polar Bear Protector Mugs
Discover more charming and witty mugs celebrating polar bear protectors—ideal for their morning coffee or as a desk companion.
Polar Bear Protector Pillows
Find cozy pillows that embody their love for Arctic wildlife and conservation efforts—versatile and heartfelt home accents.
Polar Bear Protector Prints
Browse inspiring prints that champion the cause of polar bear protection, perfect for decorating a sanctuary space or conservation office.
Polar Bear Protector T-Shirts
Explore our range of fun and meaningful t-shirts that showcase a passion for polar bears and wildlife conservation—great for casual or activism wear.