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'Goodnight Nanook. Great house-warming party.'

"Mona asked me to invite you to our housewarming on Friday."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cow Pinatas

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'He lives for his holidays.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Cardiac Recovery.

Punt Cake

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

We'll have Manhattans...

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"How should we divide the teams?"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."