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'Next time you go on a poker run in 100-degree weather, I suggest you wear a shirt or sun screen.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

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"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

Lizard Amusement Park

Roadkill Restaurant

Riding the statue.

Four Horsemen.

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Two people kissing in a Tunnel of Love are approached by two sharks

'Exactly how much do you have to speculate before anything starts to accumulate?'

The interminable!

'Yes, I'd like the chef pan-fried, marinated in his disgusting sauce and charcoal grilled.'

'I'm all in.'

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

Health & Safety Official Tester.

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).