Poker Run Adventurer T-Shirts

'Next time you go on a poker run in 100-degree weather, I suggest you wear a shirt or sun screen.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

Lizard Amusement Park

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

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Riding the statue.

Roadkill Restaurant

Four Horsemen.

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Two people kissing in a Tunnel of Love are approached by two sharks

'Exactly how much do you have to speculate before anything starts to accumulate?'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

The interminable!

'I'm all in.'

'Yes, I'd like the chef pan-fried, marinated in his disgusting sauce and charcoal grilled.'

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Health & Safety Official Tester.

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.