Pokémon Go Player Gifts

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Marco ..."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Old Frogs' Home

Pokemon Get Lost

Spot the fur ball.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

Rock N Roll, Paper, Scissors

Sciense. How can biodiversity be decreasing with so many species of Pokemon out there?

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

Pope-mon

Coconut shy...

Skeleton wanting his bone back.

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'

"Enjoy the game. What game? I was talking to the baby."

"Tag, you're it!"

Mugger hitting a jackpot (strip).

"I could see him in the distance stalking and pouncing: I was so proud! Then it clicked: he was actually chasing pokemons!"

"Tell the creche they can call off the search...."

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

"I just want to apologize beforehand if you miss."