Pokémon Fanatic Gifts

"Tell the creche they can call off the search...."

"Pokemon...Pokemon..."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Evolution.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Science fiction fans on other planets

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Pokemon Get Lost

"I feel all tingly."

Sporting maladies.

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"Very angry birds"

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Knight

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'This kit car had a little more assembly required than I had hoped for.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

UFO

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"They're on a silent retreat."

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'