Pokémon Fanatic Pillows

"Tell the creche they can call off the search...."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Evolution.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Science fiction fans on other planets

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Knight

"Very angry birds"

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

Sporting maladies.

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'This kit car had a little more assembly required than I had hoped for.'

UFO

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

"Trick or trample!"