Pokémon Fan Pillows

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

Pope-mon

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Ice shelfie.

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Pokemon Get Lost

Spring in Japan.

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Lets watch a martial arts movie."

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

Ninja.

Manga character is part of new 'mangament.'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

Mime supplies.