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"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

Pope-mon

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Spring in Japan.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

Ninja.

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

Manga character is part of new 'mangament.'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'