Nintendo Fan T-Shirts

3 Kings - Nintendo "I wish I'd thought of that."

Evolution.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

Knights of the Square Table.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Pokemon Get Lost

'Was that the grunt affirmative, the grunt negative, or the grunt non-commital?'

Sporting maladies.

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

"Very angry birds"

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

'Beautiful book. However, I'm afraid it lacks video game potential.'

Covid Invaders

Ninja.

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Gamers

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

Violence on TV.

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

'Baking is my video gaming.'

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.

Children.

Suspension isn't Punishment

"Baldo's been staring at that video game for three hours. Is that normal?"