Nintendo Fan Prints

Evolution.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Knights of the Square Table.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'Was that the grunt affirmative, the grunt negative, or the grunt non-commital?'

Covid Invaders

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

Sporting maladies.

"Very angry birds"

'Beautiful book. However, I'm afraid it lacks video game potential.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

Ninja.

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

Gamers

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

Violence on TV.

'Baking is my video gaming.'

Fire Escapes

"When you yell out another woman's name...it doesn't make it any better if it's just the name of a video game character!"

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.

Children.