Video Game Aficionado Prints

A Wii in a manger

"Couldn't I be doing this online?"

"Anything I can get you son? Tea, Coffee....vitamin D?"

"Homework! I haven't got time to do homework."

Grand Theft Auto Teaching Kids

'Paul! The British are coming! You have to go spread the word!'

'Mind controlled video games. In our day we had to use our thumbs!'

Knights of the Square Table.

Man playing 'Guac-A-Mole'

The Life of Wii

'This time Kennedy's shooting back.'

Computer Game Shop.

Bedtime Stories

Coming Soon - Trump: The Video Game...Featuring War of the Insults.

"According to the interns' fantasy medical league, you should be out of here in three days."

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

Voter Quiz! Which statement is false? 1. By 2050, Latinos will be 29 percent of the US youth population. 2. There are 15 million American Latino youth, but only a small fraction will stand in line to vote. 3. Five million Latinos will wait in line for the

"What are we doing today?"

"This is a great video game based on a movie based on a video game!"

"No, SimCity doesn't count as managerial experience."

"This isn't what I expected when you suggested a night in watching 'Squid game'."

"Dad, when I grow up, will you have grown up?"

You've been playing too many video games. I can't give you any "cheats" for the game of life!

"Think of it as a video game where you score points for responsible driving."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

The Teen Unemployment Crisis

Suspension isn't Punishment

National Service

Wanna play Death Kill Mayhem VII on our Androids? You can join my clan and we can march on cities and kill and pillage together. House of Java Cybercafe. Sorry little dude, I switched back to iPhone. iPhone doesn't have that game. That's lame. They should make it a cross-platform. if we could all kill and destroy each other together, then maybe iPhone users and Android users wouldn't hate each other so much. That's a beautiful dream. Or you can stop being a loser and get a real phone.

Okay, dictation monkey, can you read back to me my Hypochondriac's Handbook Rules To Live By? Not really. While you were talking, I was pretending to type what you said, but I was actually playing a video game on my phone. I can't strangle you because I don't want to touch your cold-and-flu ridden corpus. One of those moments I just relish.

Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. Is it manly to keep a diary? I've thought of journaling, to help me process all the unbearable horrors and losses I experience. Like when they discontinued the Sega Genesis. I bet journaling would've helped me through that difficult time of my life. "Difficult time of your life"? Instead, I sank deep into depression, refused to speak, and painted my Apple Newton black.

So if I'm hearing you correctly, you drive over broken yellow lines pretending that you're Pac-Man."

I like it - In this game players must perform increasingly challenging random acts of kindness.

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

'I want the new BX 406, not the 407 and I want expanded memory with a graphics converter...'