Poise Perfectionist T-Shirts

Ballerina Deodorant.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"Could you keep still?"

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

Husband bakes a pie

Surreal ale

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Office Ergonomics.

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

Making it look easy.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Besties Photo

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"Stop staring"

Football Crazy.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'