Points Enthusiast Pillows

"They say a rescue is out of the question, but they might be able to give us some points."

'Our credit card company is offering rewards points for spending more than we earn.'

The Life of Pi

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Staff Yearbook

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

But under a different accounting convention ...

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

1. 0. 5. 6. He'd be nothing without her. (Published originally on June 11, 2008.)

Warning: Math Ahead!

Online Shopping.

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'He started it!'

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

Reign Man

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Boss. The boss treats me like a number, and not a prime one.

'Look a huge bird!'

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

I will not waste chalk kid...

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

OOPS!

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'