Bullet Point Enthusiast Pillows

"I have bad news, but it's in bullet points!"

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

'Nice presentation, but lighten up on the self-deprecating humor.'

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

'I got an 'A' in munitions.'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

Ancient Weapons

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

"Can you come back with that three year study summarised in six or less powerpoint bulletpoints?"

Defense Spending.

If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

A bird crash.

"Paint a message on it? Do you know how much these missiles cost soldier?!?"

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

"Self defence manual"

'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'

'You don't appreciate anything I do...like this PowerPoint presentation listing all the things I do that you don't appreciate.'

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'