Poetic Justice Lover Pillows

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Meet The Author"

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Now I really hate poetry."

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

John Bunyan

"Oh, this old thing?"

Dating an English Major

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Jorge Luis Borges

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'Love me little, love me long.'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Mother Goose's Haiku

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

You made me love you.

Mou...Man trap!

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Voltaire

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."