Justice Lover Pillows

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'I don't remember when I've ever lost such a tough arbitration.'

With Jury Duty for All

"As an attorney I have a reverence for things that ring true."

GOOD LUCK, AMY

CRIMINAL COURT, 'Don't you just HATE it when they show no emotion?'

Juvenile Court

'Will someone PLEASE tell her she has the right to remain silent?'

'I swear to tell the whole truth so help me God.'

'He's just been named a super lawyer by the Bar Association.'

The Auditor

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"#notguilty."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Stop and Birch

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Human rights

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Intellectual Property

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'