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Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Meet The Author"

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Now I really hate poetry."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

John Bunyan

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Dating an English Major

"Oh, this old thing?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'Love me little, love me long.'

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Jorge Luis Borges

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Mou...Man trap!

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

You made me love you.

Mother Goose's Haiku

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Voltaire

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

Heaven

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."