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'When bad things happen to bad people.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'He was a great writer'

The Book Lover

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Mou...Man trap!

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"At least he's honest about it..."

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

A rose is a rose is a rose

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'Must you be so judgemental?'

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

'It drives me crazy when people whine about the collapse of the system!'

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."