Poetic Justice Fan Prints

'When bad things happen to bad people.'

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'He was a great writer'

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

The Book Lover

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Mou...Man trap!

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"At least he's honest about it..."

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Spike Milligan

The Ballad of the Lavender Dot - Part Three

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

'Your honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'not guilty, but not exactly innocent either'!'

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

A rose is a rose is a rose

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

'It drives me crazy when people whine about the collapse of the system!'

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

'Must you be so judgemental?'

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

Law 'N' Order

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".