Podcast Prodigy Pillows

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

Impressing dad.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Dialogue

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

Multi-Tasking

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Privacy

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Home school marching band"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Violinist.

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"Christmas pudcast"

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

Orchestra

Flautist