Programming Prodigy Pillows

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"If I acquire tech skills, I'll be too valuable to be someone's Thanksgiving feast."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

Felix Mendelssohn

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"It's an Eyesaur."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Engineer on the move.

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Baseball Dreams

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

Life on Earth - maths advice.

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'You win. Go out and play.'

Franz Liszt

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

"Tip my boy."

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

Ludwig Van Beethoven

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.