Music Prodigy Pillows

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

'As a trombonist, no one can touch him.'

Viola player.

Impressing dad.

Felix Mendelssohn

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Grade 2 Cellist

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Take a bow!

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Home school marching band"

Violinist.

'You win. Go out and play.'

Franz Liszt

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

"Tip my boy."

Orchestra

Ludwig Van Beethoven

Mozart

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

Flautist

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'