Podcast Prodigy Gifts

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

Impressing dad.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Dialogue

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

Multi-Tasking

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Privacy

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"Home school marching band"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Violinist.

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

"Christmas pudcast"

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."

Orchestra

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'