Pms Warrior Pillows

'Hello, Pre-Menstrual Syndrome Hotline?'

'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Gamers

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

Don't Take No For an Answer

Militant Pacifists

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Call Center.

"Sorry, Roger. The old laser pointer seems to be acting up again!"

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Fencing Lessons

Calm in the Face of Chaos

Psychotic mood swing.

"Namaste! The divinity in me versus the divinity in you!"

Young child saying grace

Workaholism is a disease. It can be cured.

'Watch out or they'll shove higher wages and better life down your throat!'

Karate School.

"Dave's away from his desk, I'm afraid. Can I take a message, or read you his browser history."

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

'I asked my doc for a diet plan and it works great - thanks to his usurious bills, I can't afford a car or taxis and that's why I'm losing weight by walking!'

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

'Democracy? I thought we were spreading love.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

"In order to stay positive, we must combat the forces of evil...I mean, negativity."

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

Hippy fighting off medicine.