Sometimes I want chocolate so badly, I could wrestle a small child to the ground to get it.
Pms Survivalist Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for the PMS survivalist in your life? Our collection combines humor with empathy, offering mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints that acknowledge the challenges of hormonal fluctuations with wit and warmth. These thoughtful and funny products are ideal for anyone who needs a little levity during tough days. Whether it's for a friend, partner, or even yourself, these items celebrate the ups and downs of PMS while providing a touch of comfort and laughter.
"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"
Desert Island Meals.
"I dunno, looks like a trap."
'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'
Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.
'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'
Goldfish bowl on raft...
"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."
"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."
'Arf! Arf!'
"I see you also took the road less travelled!"
'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'
Desert Island Mishap
"Yes, I'm alone."
"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."
'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'
"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."
"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"
"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"
'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'
"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"
'In an effort to make this sales meeting more pleasant, I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph counter clockwise a full ninety degrees,'
'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'
Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.
"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."
'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'
'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'
Help! Send fishing tackle!
SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT
Desert island dweller sinks in sand.
'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'
Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??
Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...
"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."
Pms Survivalist Gifts Collection
Pms Survivalist Mugs
Explore our humorous collection of mugs designed for the PMS survivalist—perfect for daily laughs and a soothing caffeine fix.
Pms Survivalist Pillows
Add some humor to your space with our fun PMS survivalist pillows—perfect for comfort and a good laugh when needed most.
Pms Survivalist Prints
Decorate your room with our cheeky PMS-themed prints—bringing humor and personality to your walls during those challenging days.
Pms Survivalist T-Shirts
Check out our witty PMS-themed t-shirts—ideal for wearing your mood with humor and making a statement during hormonal rollercoaster days.