Plus One Gifts

"This is Dave, my friend plus."

Remote control pirate bully

"He likes it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'They all want to play the star.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Tommy!"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"I'm bored."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Tree house.

Rocking Horse

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Swinging

"So, what do you do for play?"

'At lone at last.'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'He's maturing early.'

'The kids were so sweet...'

Theatre Crowd