Plus One Mugs

"This is Dave, my friend plus."

Remote control pirate bully

'They all want to play the star.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"He likes it."

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Tommy!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Boy rolled into a snowball

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Think of it as a big puddle."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"I'm bored."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'He's maturing early.'

Rocking Horse

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Theatre Crowd

'At lone at last.'

"So, what do you do for play?"

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'The kids were so sweet...'

Swinging

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"