Plumbing Warrior Mugs

"People are always discriminating against my dad. At work, people say, 'clean up that spill' and 'get under the sink.'"

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

' ... and this is the half bath.'

The household cavalry

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'No it's still not fixed'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

Clean air.

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'My phone's been tapped!'

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

"At least they all fell down at once. . ."

Human Dust Buster

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

'These guys are going to take us kicking and screaming to hell with them!'

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

Tetanus Jab

I hate it when they start without us.

'Don't blame me, I told you to pick your feet up.'

'I don't know how I got rid of mildew before Henry got me the flamethrower.'