Plumbing Passion Mugs

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'No it's still not fixed'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'My phone's been tapped!'

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

Septic Fields Forever.

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

'I've been having a lot of out of potty experiences, lately.'

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

I hate it when they start without us.

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

'That's your limescale problem sorted.'

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'

"I see you've had a go at mending the dripping tap."

'You should have called me sooner.'

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

"You should have called earlier."

History Class Moved to Room 318. The class relocated because of this mess. The pipe breaking was a "history changing" event.

"If I can't be a plumber's apprentice, can I be a plumber's helper?"

My mission is to get to the spacestation before the plumber does!

Feng Shui for Plumbers