Plumbing Trainer Mugs

Plumber School. 1. Never bring the right tools. 2. Always go back to fetch them. 3. Suck your teeth.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

Personal Potty Trainer

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

'No it's still not fixed'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'My phone's been tapped!'

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

'I've been having a lot of out of potty experiences, lately.'

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

I hate it when they start without us.

'That's your limescale problem sorted.'

"I see you've had a go at mending the dripping tap."

Puppy Potty Training.

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'

'Mom, I said if you want to live in this neighbourhood, keep a weapon at your disposal.'

"You should have called earlier."

"People are always discriminating against my dad. At work, people say, 'clean up that spill' and 'get under the sink.'"

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

My mission is to get to the spacestation before the plumber does!

History Class Moved to Room 318. The class relocated because of this mess. The pipe breaking was a "history changing" event.

"If I can't be a plumber's apprentice, can I be a plumber's helper?"

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

"Phone my wife and tell her she can buy that new car!"

'I call him in for special jobs like this. There's your pearl necklace, Mrs. Spengler, good as new.'