Plumbing Trainer Pillows

Plumber School. 1. Never bring the right tools. 2. Always go back to fetch them. 3. Suck your teeth.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

Personal Potty Trainer

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

'No it's still not fixed'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'My phone's been tapped!'

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

I hate it when they start without us.

'That's your limescale problem sorted.'

"I see you've had a go at mending the dripping tap."

Puppy Potty Training.

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'

"You should have called earlier."

"If I can't be a plumber's apprentice, can I be a plumber's helper?"

"Phone my wife and tell her she can buy that new car!"

'Mom, I said if you want to live in this neighbourhood, keep a weapon at your disposal.'

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

My mission is to get to the spacestation before the plumber does!

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

"People are always discriminating against my dad. At work, people say, 'clean up that spill' and 'get under the sink.'"

'Doctors don't make house calls johnny...but plumbers make house calls.'