Plumbing Apprentice Mugs

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Plumber School. 1. Never bring the right tools. 2. Always go back to fetch them. 3. Suck your teeth.

"If I can't be a plumber's apprentice, can I be a plumber's helper?"

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Radiator jazz player

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

"Well, it could be the rising tide of consumer indifference to our company's latest product, or it might be the sink in the men's bathroom acting up again. We're still not sure."

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Lazy plumber.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'