Painting Apprentice Mugs

"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."

Father and son painting and decorating.

Painting by the numbers for adults

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

The Cremaster Cycle

Education and Apprenticeships

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

A butcher and his apprentice.

I'm color blind, please help.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

'You did that on purpose!'

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

Builder's School

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

The children who can't handle dialog will play trees and bushes. They'll be scenery and not heard!