Plumbing Technician Mugs

"Phone my wife and tell her she can buy that new car!"

Domestic Superheroes!!

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Early cyborg.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

The Not-So Smart Meter

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Radiator jazz player

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Leak in the fish tank.

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Congratulations on your retirement!

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"