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Returning to reading

Asking out a palm reader.

Gadget geek.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"What would you like to watch again?"

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Paw readings

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

Reading in a hammock.

Stories about crumbs

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

Palm Reader...

Palm Reader reading 'Laura' heart tattoo on palm 'You're in love with a girl named Laura!'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

Bib's E-Book Readers.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

"I couldn't find a sitter."

Dyslexic Palm Reading

Fortune teller sits beneath a sign 'Wrinkles Read Here'