Plugged-in Reader Prints

Returning to reading

Asking out a palm reader.

Gadget geek.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"What would you like to watch again?"

Paw readings

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

Reading in a hammock.

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

Stories about crumbs

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

Bib's E-Book Readers.

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

Palm Reader reading 'Laura' heart tattoo on palm 'You're in love with a girl named Laura!'

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

Palm Reader...

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

"I couldn't find a sitter."

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'