Public Reader Prints

We create an e-reader that shows the world your cover on the outside. It'll advertise your interests. Plus, it'll let us all make snap judgments about each other. We can walk by people, see what they're reading and think about how superior we are. You're salivating. Technology, personal judgment. Say no more.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'No ice.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"To be or not to be."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'I know it's gassy...'

'It's baseball season!'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

Barman In Love.

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'What happened to your hand.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"What'll ya have?"

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Businessman at a bar mad to look like desk. Bartender says: 'The usual, Mr. B?'

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'