Plein Air Painter Gifts

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

Just in time

Yeah, they're all plein air paintings.

Painting clouds

Artist and mountains

The Art Student.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Jack of all trades

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

The Artist

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

The DaVinci Code

Painting by the numbers for adults

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

(Camel paintings)

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Use your imagination.

Distractions Of The Great

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Horti-Culture

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Painting the Ceiling

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'