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Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

The Fast Lane.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"Look, son, real estate."

Airliner

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Crop duster wanted.

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

We're With Stupid

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

Riding the statue.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

Two people kissing in a Tunnel of Love are approached by two sharks

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'