Playlist Perfectionist Pillows

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

'Honestly, how do you expect me to workout when I've yet to compile a 'Top 10 Workout Songs' list?'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Playlists

Isolation playlist

'Have you ever thought about mixing up your playlist?'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Perfection

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"I propose we go with the second option."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

"Page 33, line 4..."

'I have a plan 'B', but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

'He was taller online!'

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."