Playlist Perfectionist Pillows

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

'Honestly, how do you expect me to workout when I've yet to compile a 'Top 10 Workout Songs' list?'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Playlists

Isolation playlist

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

'Have you ever thought about mixing up your playlist?'

Shuffle Shame

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Perfection

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Santa's Out Tray.

"I propose we go with the second option."

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

"Page 33, line 4..."

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

'I have a plan 'B', but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'This course is a great ego builder.'