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'It's a self-build.'

Baby Mozart.

Lego Haircut

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Brick Salesman

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Snow Bridge.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Church Restoration Fund.

Home maintenance

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

Brick and Mortar

Toy White House built incorrectly.

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

Bricklayer

"I'm in for assault on a parent's foot."

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

Irish Bricklayer

Travel Agent - Building not finished

Where is global warming when you want it?

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

Brick House Builders. Wolf Says: 'I understand you need a general contractor...'

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

'I don't know why you waste your time with that watering can. The hose is much quicker.'

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

Boy to mason: 'Aren't you a little old to be playing with blocks?'