Playgroups Gifts

"Charles — we missed you at playgroup."

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

Therapy Playgroup

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Remote control pirate bully

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'They all want to play the star.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Tommy!"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Pirate

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Boy rolled into a snowball

"I'm bored."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Rocking Horse

Theatre Crowd

'At lone at last.'