Playgroups Gifts

"Charles — we missed you at playgroup."

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

Therapy Playgroup

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Remote control pirate bully

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'They all want to play the star.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Tommy!"

Pirate

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Boy rolled into a snowball

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Think of it as a big puddle."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I'm bored."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."