First Day At Playgroup Gifts

"Charles — we missed you at playgroup."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Just be yourself."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Pirate

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Kids with Fish Balloons

"Recess does things to a man."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"I tested very high in playing."

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

Extra innings.

Teddy Bear

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

I love bathtime.

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

Little boys

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Houston, we have a problem!"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"Jeez, these things are hot."