Playful Romance Pillows

'I've been voted Most Valuable Player in our wife swapping club!'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Mixed Doubles.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Holding hands

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Sexual chemistry set

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Advanced footsie

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Rude Snowpeople

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

Puppy Love

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'Shuck me.'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

Consenting Adults.

'Henry, cut that out.'

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"