Playful Parodist Gifts

'Alas poor Website, I vaguely remember what you were going on about...'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Do me next."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

The Family Joules: Part 16

Night of the Zombonies.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"The Eggsorcist"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

E-Baying @ The Moon

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"Housekeeping?!"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Alternative fielding positions

"Puss in cement boots"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The Pink Bantha

Can't Touch This

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'