Playful Parodists Gifts

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Do me next."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Night of the Zombonies.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Housekeeping?!"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Puss in cement boots"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Alternative fielding positions

"The Eggsorcist"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Can't Touch This

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'