Poetry Parodist Gifts

The Red Cat: Draught Dodger/How the Red Cat Sees the Garden/Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, If I had a dead mouse, I'd give it to you.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Do me next."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Night of the Zombonies.

The Family Joules: Part 16

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"The Eggsorcist"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Puss in cement boots"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Housekeeping?!"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Alternative fielding positions

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The Pink Bantha

Can't Touch This

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Little Red Riding Carpet