Playful Jab Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh look Dave. Mother's bought us a lovely new pair of matching towels! '

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Juggler and Illusionist

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Circus

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

I Heart Juggling

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

"Apparently Wilbur hasn't gotten that raise. He's still hamming it up for the boss."

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"I think we're losing 'em."

balanced life

"They grow up so slow."

Fencing Lessons

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"Well, the president of the ethics committee is in jail and his deputy is binge drinking with three prostitutes. Do you want to leave a message?"

'What training do I get?'

Juggling percentages.

San's old dog with old tricks.

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

The invention of baseball.

"This is the story of the Three Liitle Pigskins and the Big Bad Wolf!"

"A Ph.D. in physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Two Years into a Trump Presidency...

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

"He's all business during the week, but on weekends he displays a playful humor."

"We couldn't remember what practice he had tonight."

"See, I told you it would hurt me as much as it would hurt you."